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hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via thechocolatebrigade)

urbancatfitters:

“what do u want to be when u grow up”

rich

(via b3ach-facinati0n)

aureat:

you have so much light the flowers grow towards you

(via b3ach-facinati0n)

elevatummens:

throughtwohearts:

karkatkitty:

when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right

is this really what girls get happy about

yes

thisbravenew-world:

welcome to Greenville.

Lol

(via elevatummens)

badgermoles:

plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars

(via elevatummens)

(via s0ngbird)

"Perhaps this is what the stories meant when they called somebody heartsick. Your heart and your stomach and your whole insides felt empty and hollow and aching."

- Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez (via perfect)

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